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[scatamousche]

Here's something to make you smile.

Scatamousche

http://www.rackmx.com/why/why.php

[wawadave]

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not sure how thats funny?
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[scatamousche]

Dear Dave,

I got the same response when I got home. Functioned fine at my workplace though. I guess our computers are cookie proof.

Anyway here's something more appropriate since the beloved Rodney Dangerfield just passed away.

Scat

1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had
nothing to play with.

2.. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During spam, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a

button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid... When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly... My father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly... My mother had morning sickness... AFTER I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said,"I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and I look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy for birth control.

21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.

22. I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my
mother!

[suzi]

It worked for me.

At the end there was a link for "Proof Michael Jackson is a freak", but that one didn't work. Too bad because I'll bet it was a good one.
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[3162]

scatamouche, the page also will not load for me and my settings.

RIP, Rodney Dangerfield.
I saw him live back in 85 or so....my kidneys have never recovered!
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[wawadave]

lol now i see what i missed too many security settings. but less grieff!!
in the long run!
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[scatamousche]

Hi all,

I'm glad at least some of you were able to see the first link. I think my favorite picture in that one is the Titanic parody.

I'm going to miss Rodney Dangerfield. Who else can write a joke that is suggestive but still postable on a site such as this?

Dear Suzi,

Not sure if this is the same Michael Jackson link but it is pretty interesting. I just used the key phrase, "Proof Michael Jackson is a Freak", and two sites came up, the one you can't get to and this one. My wife thought it was a hoot!

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

Scat